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elzebrook: There was a small squirrel in the middle of the road looking confused so I went to shoo it across and the fucker hopped over and ran up my leg and then it fell asleep on me I donâ€™t even like squirrels Why does this happen to me

elzebrook: elzebrook: There was a small squirrel in the middle of the road looking confused so I went to shoo it across and the fucker hopped over and ran up my leg and then it fell asleep on me I donâ€™t even like squirrels Why does this happen

anarmydoctor: #why doesn’t this happen when i come home It does. It’s called tumblr. *licks screen*

this-is-porn-story: Why I liked this: her pointed feetWhy I didn’t share it: he looks nothing like my lover, and at the time I liked this, I was irritated that all men were not as beautiful as my Daddy.

No, not every day. I don’t always work the drive-thru window dressed like this. Not that it matters much. I mean, they can only see me from the waist up, so I can be dressed like this safely. That was kind of the point, right? That’s why I agreed

joeltorridisurdaddy: I was nervous. This was the first “date” I had been on since my wife had died. My daughter had been trying to get me out of the house for months. I finally relented. But why was I so nervous. It was my daughter. Not like a real

WARNING: This pic contains watersports lolor smthand I was so unsure whether to post it or not, if u like such stuff…too bad lol I’ll prolly never POST such thing again unless there rly r ppl who’d like to see more??? IDKand sry to all the

Fandom: Attack on TitanTitle: While We Live, Let Us LiveAuthor: ImmiRating: PG-13Summary: Amnesia’s a small price to pay for being alive. Historia remembers, Ymir doesn’t, and love bowls them over just the same.Notes: It’s not… not canon

cupcakeshakesnake: So. I finally logged in to Tumblr and I see why everyone was yelling about it. I HATE THIS. WHAT THE FUCK. MY EYES. It’s not the deep blue, it’s the CONTRAST that makes your screen constantly look like a sheet of black paper with

chataek: Why does Sandeul always look like a three year old i’m not even kidding like-

klausgoldstein: what i’ve never understood about making an anime based off an otome is why they don’t just make a season for each character instead of making it where the protag doesn’t end up with anyone… like does that not make a lot more sense??

pearl-likes-pi: pearl-likes-pi:Why doesn’t anyone talk about the concept art for that gritty Lazy Town movie spinoff that got scrapped. Are they not aware. I was made aware of this and i can’t stop thinking about it IM NOT JOKING THE GRITTY LAZY

transboybatman: vaultboyy: the spanking debate isn’t all that complicated. you’re either ok with hitting small kids who are completely defenseless and literally at your mercy, or you’re not. supporting the first option makes you a bad and dangerous

ladytatyana: blacksnobbery: theglitteremoji: 56blogscrazy: FUCKED UP This is not funny at all This isn’t funny. How yall laugh at something like this? Yall the same ones that would cause a scene if it said he was denied for being black, so why

theghettoworks: NomekoP OG Trainer Alone Time This is another quick thing I did when I saw the model. When I was looking at the model I just thought “Why not do something like this.” I know it’s been done like a million times before, but screw it.

surprisebitch: the-original-sass-master: bornagainsatanist: elliblu: why they keep doing her like this Wow I was not expecting it to keep going but it sure did “And its gonna taste like Mario was in your ass himself.” some horny gay really

incaseart: I added the dialogue to the three last parts of the CYOA. I have to apologise for taking so long to do this. I don’t really have a good reason why that happened. It’s mostly because I really did not like this series when I was finishing

bluedragonkaiser: atomictiki: slbtumblng: when ppl vape I’m like CAN U NOT Goddammit this was bad enough when it was happening in our inboxes! @staff do something! inboxes and messengers…..WHY!?!

priyankasgf: the-original-sass-master: bornagainsatanist: elliblu: why they keep doing her like this Wow I was not expecting it to keep going but it sure did “And its gonna taste like Mario was in your ass himself.” bruh she does Not deserve

soliloquief: njy2: Where the fuck was this for ferguson? gaza? new york? hong kong? if ur not white i guess it doesnt matter what je suis charlie? that like a dude? is it a holiday? why is it in french? what is it.

au-revoir-shosanna: youralgebra: minaxbina: (via pbdy) Why is everyone obsessed with this damn film? It wasn’t that great. Really. Awww but I liked it tho :C Not like OMFG FAVORITE MOVIE EVER, but it was good.

incaseart: I added the dialogue to the three last parts of the CYOA. I have to apologise for taking so long to do this. I don’t really have a good reason why that happened.It’s mostly because I really did not like this series when I was finishing

Why would I ever want to go home if you're here?

I still really haven’t processed everything I did this weekend. I don’t know why, but it feels like it was almost only a dream. I have pictures I took and even came across a picture of myself in the tags but that’s still not completely

learn-to-squirt: cooleydub: getthisriverflowing: I would kill to get a face full of pussy juice like this! Its pee. no sir it’s not! read my blog and you will know why it is not. plus I’m the one that was licking her and her squirt is very sweet.

incaseart: I added the dialogue to the three last parts of the CYOA. I have to apologise for taking so long to do this. I don’t really have a good reason why that happened. It’s mostly because I really did not like this series when I was finishing

thefuuuucomics: “Just Drop It” my fucking god! i had a friend who was like this…. the entire time i’d be think bitch put it down its not gonna fucking kill you! shit this is why i hated talking to her…she’d be talking to

$scythesenju: fma meme: favorite ship↳ al and may (¾) “excuse me! who is this woman al?!” “no it’s not like that she’s just a friend!! wait… why am i explaining this like i was cheating on her or something…”$

scythesenju: fma meme: favorite ship↳ al and may (¾) “excuse me! who is this woman al?!” “no it’s not like that she’s just a friend!! wait… why am i explaining this like i was cheating on her or something…”

$scythesenju: fma meme: favorite ship↳ al and may (¾) “excuse me! who is this woman al?!” “no it’s not like that she’s just a friend!! wait… why am i explaining this like i was cheating on her or something…”$

scythesenju: fma meme: favorite ship↳ al and may (¾) “excuse me! who is this woman al?!” “no it’s not like that she’s just a friend!! wait… why am i explaining this like i was cheating on her or something…”

sylveonwishes:sylveonwishes:types of shiny pokemonugly goldradioactive greenindistinguishable from the regular versionPINKdid they randomize the colors?? why does it look like this???gold but it’s not uglythe dominant color was replaced with bright

aobooooty: I was expecting Mink to be like

hotmodelscoldbottles: coldeyesthatburn: daintyblackpegasus: heckyeahmsjillscott: Curacao North Sea Jazz 2012 OMG SO LITERALLY I GLANCED AT THIS AND THOUGHT IT WAS JAI I WAS LIKE WHEN DID JAI HAVE A CONCERT WHY WAS I NOT INVITED Omg now I can see

heyslim: liferuining-soulsnatcher: laurdlannister-kingslayer: twolazytwolie: continue-5-4-3-2-1: susiethemoderator: brieshaniece: goldensiymar: I would hate but love if my man did this Legit thought he was controlling her shoes at first,

surprisebitch: the-original-sass-master: bornagainsatanist: elliblu: why they keep doing her like this Wow I was not expecting it to keep going but it sure did “And its gonna taste like Mario was in your ass himself.” some horny gay really

inwhichifeelallthefeels: kevwinchester: cpropht: wherewilltheducksgo: im poor ill try it ooohhh i have to try this Sweet Jesus I was like: WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS. And then I realized pizza rolls.

tin-the-artist: askmerriauthor: Okay, either this was a stealth pun, or I was just unobservant in not noticing it until now. He’s sowing seeds of discord. goddamnit! im a pretty smart guy who gets shit like this and i never saw that why!

sylveonwishes:sylveonwishes:types of shiny pokemonugly goldradioactive greenindistinguishable from the regular versionPINKdid they randomize the colors?? why does it look like this???gold but it’s not uglythe dominant color was replaced with bright

I am so here for Lorde but I’m not even about to pretend I’m not salty that we have basically the same exact hair and it looks better on her.

the-original-sass-master: bornagainsatanist: elliblu: why they keep doing her like this Wow I was not expecting it to keep going but it sure did “And its gonna taste like Mario was in your ass himself.”

mermaids-and-moons: spyke1985: faery-rebels: sohawkeward-deactivated20170409: Romania [ x ] WHY DID I NOT KNOW ROMANIA WAS LIKE THIS? Wow. My dad told me Romania was gorgeous, but just… damn. I’ve been to Romania and it is absolutely breath-taking.

mermaids-and-moons: spyke1985: faery-rebels: sohawkeward-deactivated20170409: Romania [ x ] WHY DID I NOT KNOW ROMANIA WAS LIKE THIS? Wow. My dad told me Romania was gorgeous, but just… damn. I’ve been to Romania and it is absolutely breath-taking.

perfectly–imperfect–love: Earlier today I posted “Me too” and I feel as though it is important that I share why. It’s not needed but I feel like I need to say WHY I felt it was important to post this. No one truly knows everything, except my

inwhichifeelallthefeels: kevwinchester: cpropht: wherewilltheducksgo: im poor ill try it ooohhh i have to try this Sweet Jesus I was like: WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS. And then I realized pizza rolls.

daddys-fucktoys: nekomaidmeganeidol: Look out for this person. He’s not to be trusted and is not a Daddy Dom. Said he was kind, loving, and TRUSTING. Big fat fucking lie. I don’t understand why there’s people like this. It’s sad and pathetic.

sylveonwishes:sylveonwishes:types of shiny pokemonugly goldradioactive greenindistinguishable from the regular versionPINKdid they randomize the colors?? why does it look like this???gold but it’s not uglythe dominant color was replaced with bright

one-unbelievable-instant: oddl1ng: moon-cosmic-power: Nothing make me sadder then knowing I can’t save all the animals in the world. It literally breaks my fucking heart. Nothing make me sadder then knowing I can’t save all the children in the

I feel like part of me died on the inside last night. :-( But I do not understand why I was even affected to that extent. Yes, even those who would appear to be to be made of stone have feelings.

“One of the reason why I don’t like the word "famous”, because then people use it afterwards. And they go like, ‘He used to be famous’ or ‘He’s not famous anymore’. And it’s like, just this weird thing of, like, I was a

magicalgirlsgonewild: if you have a friend who leaves an abusive relationship whether it was romantic or platonic and you keep in contact with their abuser youre not their friend like holy shit why would you do that to them

so I gotten woken up by my phone at the 3:40 in the morning and it was my ex’s little brother, he sent me a facebook message saying ‘hey do you still talk to j (my ex)?’ and like this is so weird and random?? its been 6 years since ive talked to

it’s not like there was a FUCKING CENTIPEDE crawling across my stomach! I s2g I’m going to set my house on fire. oh and then immediately after I swipe the little bastard off of my belly, A MOSQUITO LANDED ON ME.

milfman51: “So is this how you take a selfie son?” “Mom! Why are you in your underwear?” “Oh…shit…I forgot I was in ny bedroom…oh well…it’s not like you havent seen it before…” “Yeah…but its like weird…it’s making things…bulge…”

australet789: Uhm, guys, why we’re not talking about this?It looks like Author Stan still have trust issues in this scene….like he’s hiding something. Maybe Maybe I’m paranoid but he’s a man who was stucked 30 years in god-knows-where-dimension…I’d

ashighasginger: -teesa-: 12.3.14 This is why I fucking love him. Like this should be cut-and-dried, it’s sad that it’s not. It was ruled a HOMICIDE of an ILLEGAL chokehold. How the fuck is that okay?? I’m disgusted that this is my hometown..

..not what I meant to do this evening but look I made a tutorial! this kinda got out of hand but I was having fun shh remember to experiment around, there are many different ways to do things! B) it’s up to you finding the one you like! also gomen

denialcaps: No, not every day. I don’t always work the drive-thru window dressed like this. Not that it matters much. I mean, they can only see me from the waist up, so I can be dressed like this safely. That was kind of the point, right? That’s why

celestiawept: ecmajor: i was going through my desk’s Stack O’ Art, and found this thing. Dunno if i ever posted it… Not that it is worthy of posting, but people like silly doodles sometimes so why not! It’s Celestia, dressed as a ship for some

bragsparrow replied to your post: itsokaamichin14 asked:Oh great Da…But… Yang used a laser light on her already right? Was she offended by that? I thought she was just focused on it and that she couldn’t take her eyes off it and swiped at

cauterizeandbruise: Oh this movie. This movie was the first thing I saw after coming out to myself. I remember how it affirmed my sexuality, and that this was what I wanted. This is why representation is so important. It’s not just seeing people like

inwhichifeelallthefeels: kevwinchester: cpropht: wherewilltheducksgo: im poor ill try it ooohhh i have to try this Sweet Jesus I was like: WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS. And then I realized pizza rolls.

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